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In class...

  • Teacher: Give me-
  • Me: A SHOT TO REMEMBER [sobs violently] A ND YOU CAN TAKE ALL THE PaIN AwAY FROM ME [jumps on desk] A KIS S AND I WILL SURRENDER [jumps on teacher] TH E SHARPEST LIVES ARE THE DEADLIEST TO LEA D [sets the room on fire] A LIGH T TO BURN ALL THE EMPIRES [rolls on floor while sobbing dramatically] S O BRIGHT THE SUN IS ASHAMED TO rISE AND BEEE [bursts into another class] IN L OVE WITH ALL OF THESE VAMPIRES [punches the janitor in the face] S O YOU CAN LIVE LIKE THE SANE ABANDONED ME

beckettweekes:

Fall Out Boy + tumblr posts

mjwatson:

If you claim to be a feminist and you shame girls for wanting to do traditional things like take their husband’s last name or be a house wife then you are doing it all completely wrong.

Feminism isn’t an elite group who defeats gender norms, it’s a group who accepts ALL women’s choices.

thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

The only way to do it

stoleyogirl:

when you see ur squad while you out with your parentsimage

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

notkatniss:

this episode has changed my life

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it

bombing:

assassinboygregory:

bombing:

hey what’s up

It’s a movie about a old man turning his house into a hot air balloon

thanks

earthnation:

is being ignored a hobby

boatany:

my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged

zac-afron:

no wonder aliens don’t want to have any contact with us

flameking:

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