look at this peeled lemon
a bunch of musically inclined middle aged men and haley williams ruined my life

radical-as-fuhk:

like 90% of everything i say is a gay joke because i am a gay joke

(via patrickfluffingstump)

skeletonclit:

Friend: Have you heard of twenty one pilots?

Me:

image

(Source: spoopyclique, via patrickfluffingstump)

dickenchanted:

i have two moods:

  • fuck you mcr
  • fuck me mcr

(via mistrwrench)

nixsrebellionoflies:

me: pluto is a planet?

me: PLUTO IS A PLANET?!

me: *SCREECHES* PLUTO IS A PLANET! 

me: *runs down the street at 3am* PLUTO IS A PLANET!

me: *raises the dead* PLUTO IS A PLANET!

(via nohomo-fullbi)

What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.

angelite14558:

saramountain:

from E. R. Kennedy’s twitter, boosting with permission.

Important!!!!!!!

(via assbuttsandidgits)

patrick-stumps:

i saw a post with this gif in and i just thought pete looked so confused at the end i couldn’t resist

patrick-stumps:

i saw a post with this gif in and i just thought pete looked so confused at the end i couldn’t resist

(via patrickfluffingstump)